Toma Alimoş este însurat cu Toma Alibaba. Pentru că fiecare moş are baba lui.
Toma Alimosh is the inventor of numerous sex positions, hence the term 'toma alimosh style'. Scientists have recently concluded that there is a 60% chance of him being a direct ancestor of Gigi Becali(which would explain why his mind is so fucked up). Toma Alimos is the original inventor of the Kamasutra book. Because of the pulas (Romanian money) shortage the book could not be printed in Romania so he had to go an find an investor in Asia. There he found an investor with big pula deposits which pumped in him a lot of pula and helped him finish the book. This is good.
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